Tuesday, June 11, 2013

HAGIA SOFIA, CHAPTER 4, SANYEEN INTERNET, NOVEL, SARFRAZ BAIG










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Chapter 5: Hagia Sofia

Hagia Sofia

(Fourth chapter)

Adam Khan Chughtai and Daowd Ansari, they arrived Istanbul. They were exhausted, tired and knackered,
especially Adam had headache. It has been three or four days that they were travelling and Adam hadn't have
tea during this journey. He had migraine problem since he was little boy. They were unable to understand that
what they should do.

Adam said, "We should find some hotel because since we left home i didn't have shower. I want to brush my
teeth and my clothes are dirty as well".

Daowd said, "The real story has started now my love. During the journey you have been talking about talking
on literature and poetry. Now you will be entering in the world of illiterate and uncultured people".

As soon as they came out from the bus, the tourist information centre's people and commission agents of
hotels and cab drivers (taxi drivers) started bothering them. They said no to everyone.

Adam said, "Yar (friend) why don't we go to Y.M.C.A. (Young Men Christians Association) hostel or any
youth hostel".

Daowd said, "Are you mad or twisted. You want that we spend all money in staying in hotels. We aren't in
Pakistan. When and whenever we need money, we will have it. Now we are foreigner. First of all we will
have to find some agent who will take us, with his dunkey. (When you cross the border of some country
illegally and clandestinely. The people who you pay money to cross the border are called agents and in agents
language this illegal border crossing is called dunkey). Like this we enter in Yunnan (Greece). It will cost us
five hundred dollars to one thousand dollars".

Adam asked him, "i don't understand what it means, agent and dunkey".

"I told you before that when someone crosses the border of some country without visa or illegal documents,
agents call it dunkey. Whoever takes commission and helps you in legal or illegal things and solve your
problems that person is called agent either he is Pakistani or Turkish, French or English. You can find them in
all nations, races and religions. May be, one day you will become an agent. You are multitalented. For your
kind information, if we go to youth hostel or Y.M.C.A. hostel for that we should have their membership card.
Which you can get from Pakistan and second thing we need is that we should have youth hostel reservation of
Yucelt Inter Youth Hostel. Last time when i came to turkey i stayed there than

I went to Jaggi Dada and stayed there. During the dunkey he was being copped but they deported us. Some of
them are still in jail but you don't worry about it. Someone must be at that place. Now let me telephone them".

They were unable to contact their concerned and relevant person. They stayed in a cheap hotel. Daowd
changed some dollars with Turkish liras. He bought the bus ticket and went to see the relevant person and
reminded Adam that you should take care of documents and money. You mustn't think that if you lock the
door of your hotel's room and everything will be safe and sound. Hotel's worker always has double keys or
master key. They come to change bed sheets, towel and soap and they steal money and documents sometime

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as well. It doesn't mean that whatever i am saying will happened but one has to be careful.

First of all Adam brushed his teeth than he had shower, changed his clothes and went to the hotel's restaurant
to eat something but he lost appetite. He took his money and important documents with him just in case. He
came out from his hotel's restaurant and started walking in the street. All signboards were in English but when
he tried to read them, the alphabets were a, b, c but he was unable to understand. It must have been
transliteration or some other language. He thought about ratta amrall where in the streets people used to park
their galley and variegated painted trucks with Urdu calligraphic transliteration of English words like khan
goods forwarding. He used to read it khan goduz for wording instead of khan goods forwarding. When he was
bit grown than he got the real pronunciation. It wasn't goduz for wording it was goods forwarding. Similarly
he used to do the same mistakes in Urdu and English as well like Milad Nagar and electric, his pronunciation
was mela danger and Ali krack. For him all Turkish sign boards were like trucks Urdu calligraphic
transliteration of English words. Now he was sure and definite that he was in a foreign country because turkey
is very modern. It's entirely different from Iran. People are liberal and open minded. National language is
Turkish but people can speak German and English too.

He entered in a small shop. Old man was playing with his moustaches and he was saying in Turkish language
to his customer. As he saw Adam he said, "What? ------yes"

Adam selected few post cards of hagia Sofia, Suleimanya mosque, blue mosque etc. At the back of the post
cards it was written in four languages English, German, French and Turkish. After paying him money he came
out from the shop and again started walking in the street. One out hundred glanced at him. He was humming
and snuffing

Tera shehr bhi kina ajeeb hay

Koe dost hay na raqeeb hay

Sudharshan Fakhir

Your city is strange; I have neither friend nor enemy.

Suddenly he looked at a shop which wasn't restaurant or bar, dhabba or takeaway. An iron rod was full of
meat and it was moving and parallel to it, there was gas heater which was for roasting that meat. It was
exactly like heater which is being used in cold weather in houses). A man was cutting the slices of that meat
with a very sharp and big table knife and was putting those slices of meat in a Nan, (a kind of chapatti or roti)
filling it with salad and was giving it to customers.

Adam asked, "What is this"?

"Doner kebab, you tourist"?

"Yes".

"From"?

"Pakistan".

"Arkadash, arkadash".

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Adam liked doner kebab very much. He came back to hotel's room. Everything was okay. He checked. He
checked everything there wasn't missing anything. After a while daowd came. He was a little bit marry and
tipsy.

"Yar (friend) i had it after many days. Raki is very strong beer. After having two tins i am drunk. You should
drink as well, don't you feel it's very hot".

Adam was shocked, what is this, Daowd drinks as well. Anyway it wasn't new thing for him because in Ratta
Amrall people used to drink alcohol and used to make noise and create disturbance. They used to fall in drain
lines (nali or badro, it's the name of drain line Urdu. It's a drainage system which is uncovered. Which is still
in use in most of Pakistani cities accept Islamabad. I used drain line for nali). He didn't like it but he hasn't
said even a single word.

Daowd started prating, "Bubbly, bubbly you are mine. I will get you and uncle i will become very rich, richer
than you. Adam you betrayed me as well. During the journey you chatted with that beautiful girl. If i knew
French, i would have been talking with her than Daowd slept. These were his last words.

Next morning when they woke up, Adam repeated the whole story what daowd was saying when he was
drunk. Daowd refused to accept that he said all this. Adam said, "Forget about it i was pulling your leg. What
about agent. Did you find someone"?

"Yes i found one. He is Indian sardar (sardar is a term used for Sikhs the followers of Baba Guru Nanak). His
name is Kishan Singh Jutla but everyone call him Shinda. His one group has gone. We will go next week. Just
keep your fingers cross that our dunkey should be successful. I was copped at that time; by the way you are
very lucky and fortunate. We hadn't had any problem during journey and i hope same in the future".

Adam, "what about mehjabeen"?

Daowd, "just forget it; i must have been drunk so I prated".

Adam, "turkey is Islamic country but alcohol is legal here".

Daowd, "what about Pakistan. Isn't it Islamic country? Can't you buy alcohol there"?

Adam, "yes you can buy but openly not".

Daowd, "what's the difference, openly or secretly; if they stop brewing alcohol in muree brewery than it will
be more interesting"?

Adam, "you are right but if they stop brewing in muree brewery than people will start brewing on their own in
their houses. Still they do it. It was open during roti, kapra aur makan's (food, clothes and shelter)period than
surmaywali sarkar (Zia ul haque used to use mascara in his a lot so people named him surmaywali sarkar)
banned it and people start smoking heroin and hashish. We had these curses".

Daowd, "just forget these political things. You had been anywhere or not"?

Adam, "i just went to bazaar. I had doner kebab and bought these cards".

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Daowd, "what you gonna do with these cards. Do you know that we will cross the border in pantaloons and
shirt? We will leave everything here. You are very extravagance and prodigal person".

Adam, "What about you, you drink beer and smoke cigarettes".
Daowd, "that i can't stop. I mean cigarettes and you know beer isn't liquor. I drink quite often when it's very
hot. It's the essence of barley".


Adam, "do you know what is Hagia Sofia or Haya Sofia"?
Daowd, "Adam you are very strange person. We aren't here for travelling or tourism purpose. You don't know


that if we will be deported, people will laugh at us. They will make fun of us, like you had seen in Anwar
cafe, where we met first time".
Adam, "but we still have one week".
Daowd, "one week's food, hotel bill".
Adam, "i am not going to see them. I am just asking you. Maybe i will get some information or pamphlet".
Daowd, "and maybe it's quite possible that during the week we go to Greece".
Adam, "daowd, i haven't heard azan (call for pray like bell ringing in churches for vesper or mass)".
Daowd, "no it isn't true. In turkey it's little bit different than Pakistan. Apart from azan their all kinds of


prayers are in Turkish language. My father offers prayer five times a day. As he hears azan he goes to towards
mosque. He has mehrab (a black mark on forehead) sign on his forehead. I don't know what he does. He rubs
more than others when he goes into sajda (prostrate).

Adam, "so namaz and all other prayers are in Turkish".
Daowd, "yes of course. Atta Turk Kamal Pasha, he changed turkey. Before him Turkish used to have long


beards. He modernised Turkish language. Before they used to use Arabic alphabets, now they use European
alphabets. That's why Turkish calls him Atta Turk, father of Turks.
Adam, "daowd you are unknown genius. I never knew that that you know a lot".
Daowd, "what you think of me. Don't you know that i spent one week and i suffered ignominy".
Adam, "but how we will go to Greece".
Daowd, "that's Mr. Shanda's headache. He will sort out everything. He is very clever agent. He prepares


dunkey according to the circumstances and situation. Okay Adam, i am getting late. I must go. I will see you
in the evening".

Adam said, "And me"?
"Wait for me, maybe we will move there at Mr. Shanda's flat. We can't afford this hotel for many days. It's
quite possible that our dunkey will late".


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Adam thought, he must collect some important information. He dressed up nicely and walked down in the
bazaar. Weather was nice so he kept on walking. He had severe headache, so he was thinking that he should
drink qehwah, beer he never had. He thought why he shouldn't drink coffee. It contains nicotine and caffeine
so it will be better for my headache. He entered in a cafeteria. When he read the name of cafeteria, he got
surprised and amazed, "Berlin cafe". He came out and sat outside in Berlin cafe's terrace. Waiter came and
asked. He ordered coffee. After a little while waiter brought coffee. Adam added two spoon of sugar and
started drinking coffee. As soon as he sipped it he felt that he had quinine or fruit of margosa but he hadn't
showed through his face expressions that he didn't like the taste. This was his first experience of drinking
coffee; he never had it before so he added six tea spoon of sugar in his cup and started mixing it. Adjacent to
him a white man sitting. He must be in his late fifties. He was buried in thoughts and was looking on maps
and sketches. Adam thought, he should ask him about hagia Sofia may he have some knowledge about it.
Seems like tourist.

Adam, "excuse me".
Gora, "yes".
Adam, "do you know something about hagia Sofia".
Gora, "Yes, it's a historical church".
Adam, "i am sorry. My name is Adam, Adam khan chughtai and yours"?
Gora, "My name is Henry. Henry Globjatnikof and I am from States, I mean United States of America".
Adam, "i am from Pakistan".
Globjatnikof, "Oh Pakistan, The neighbouring country of India. You have Kashmir problem and afghan


refugee problem as well".
Adam, "these are political stunts; the political tycoons cash every political issue".
Globjatnikof, "well, i have nothing to do with these things by the way i am restorer".
Adam, "what restorer does"?
Globjatnikof, "i am working for byzantine institute of America. Me and my team, we are restoring byzantine


monuments since 1931. I am working in hagia Sofia. We are still repairing tapestries, frescos and mosaics".
Adam, "what are these, Frescos, tapestries and mosaics"?
Globjatnikof, "I tell you one by one.
Tapestries: any heavy cloth woven with decorative designs and pictures.
Frescoes: the art of painting with water colour on wet plaster.
Mosaic: the process of making pictures or designs by inlaying small bits of coloured stone or glass etc".
Adam, "thank you very much, Mr. Glob---jat---ni---kof. Your name is very difficult. Would you like to tell


me something about Hagia Sofia"?


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Globjatnikof, "Why not with pleasure, I am working there from last many weeks.

It's originally known as The Great Church. The name hagia Sofia means the holy wisdom of Christ, the
second person of the holy trinity. Byzantium king Justinian conceived the grandiose project. Construction
work lasted for five years from 532a.d. to 537 a.d. and on December 27th, 537 a.d. Patriarch Menas
consecrated the magnificent church. It was great church of Constantinople. Six hundred people were serving.
Eighty priests, hundred and fifty deacons, forty deaconess, sixty sub deacons, hundred and sixty readers,
twenty five chanters, seventy five door keepers.

Constantinople suffered in the hands of Catholics crusaders after 1204. Latin crusaders looted everything from
the church. Seven embossed of gold gospels books were looted as well. On Tuesday, may 1453 sultan
Mehmat the conqueror entered the vanquished city late in the afternoon and rode to hagia Sofia. He was
amazed at its beauty and decided to convert the cathedral into his imperial mosque".

Adam "thanks Mr. Globjatnikof. It's very interesting but what happened after 1453".

Globjatnikof, "as i told you, it became mosque in 1453 with minarets and great chandelier was added. In the
17th century Byzantine mosaics were uncovered. In 1847 sultan Abdul majid hired two Italian restorers,
Gasper Fossati and Giuseppe Fossati, all mosaics were restored. In 1935 it was made into museum. The walls
are still hung with Muslim calligraphic disks and since 1931; the byzantine institute of America has been
uncovering and cleaning the Christians mosaics".

Adam, "Mr. Globjatnikof, last question. At the beginning, you told me, you and your team are restoring
Byzantine monuments. It means there isn't only hagia Sofia. There are other monuments as well".

Globjatnikof, "there list is too big but there are twenty five byzantine churches. Many of these are still in use
as mosques".

Adam, "Mr. Globjatnikof you live in America but you name is Russian".

Globjatnikof, "Mr. Chughtai you live in Pakistan but your name is Turkish-mongoloid. Similarly my parents
were Jew and they left Russia due to communism and they were settled in Estonia. When Estonia became the
part of Russian government so they migrated to states, I was born over there so i am more American than
anybody else".

Globjatnikof just said this and his mobile phone started ringing. He said excuse me and started talking and
then said, "Mr. Chughtai, nice meeting you. If you want to see hagia Sofia or more information's about
byzantine monuments, this is my card. You don't need to pay the entrance fee. Just show them my card. They
will let you in".

Adam, "thank you very much Mr. Globjatnikof. If i will have time i will come. I would love to see all
byzantine monuments".

Adam looked at coffee cup and sipped it but it was as cold as ice. He drank it in one sip. It was still bitter but
had the taste of sugar as well. He was feeling nausea after having it. Waiter brought the bill. When he looked
at the bill he hadn't have enough money. Waiter called the owner of the restaurant and said that this gentleman
isn't paying the bill.

Adam said, the rates aren't much on the rate list and you are charging me that much. Just for only one cup of
coffee.

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He said that on the rate list we mention only those rates, the coffee or anything you have at the counter and
terrace where you are sitting we pay different kinds of taxes for that terrace. So rates are different at the
counter and of terrace. This bar isn't for beggars. I did hard work in Germany for ten years so that's how i am
being able to open this bar, by the way where you from?

Adam said, "jee (yes) Pakistan".

As he heard Adam's respond he said, "Arkadash, arkadash. I am sorry. You keep your money. You are our
brothers but next time keep in mind don't believe in rate list. Please forgive me i was a bit nasty and harsh".

Adam said, "I will pop in some other time and i will give you the rest" but he refused to take it.

He said, "i am getting embarrass".

Adam had a last glance at Berlin bar and looked at his watch. It was late. He walked towards hotel

When Adam arrived at hotel daowd was desperately waiting for him.

Daowd said, "Where were you? You must have been in some tourist information centre. Pack your baggage.
We are moving at Jutla sahib's place. We will shift there. From there we will go to our further destiny".

They did their packing quickly, took taxi and arrived at Jutla's house, in agent's language adda.

Jutla sahib's house was in Uskudar area. Mostly Asians live in this area like Iranian, Pakistani, Hindustani,
Bengali, and srilankan. Here, agents prepare dunkies for Greece and Italy.

As soon as Adam and daowd arrived there Jutla sahib was waiting for them. He received them cordially, "Sat
shri akal, shalama alaykum".

Adam was being shocked. Slim and tall, his getup wasn't like Sikhs. He hadn't have Sikhs turban, no beard.
Adam got stunned. During the Besakhi (it's a spring festival for Sikhs the follower of Baba Guru Nanak. As a
matter of fact baba guru Nanak was born in Telondi, Nankana Sahib a town which is closed to Shiekhupura.
And there is legend that baba guru Nanak was coming back from Middle East so on the way back he stopped
at Hassan Abdal which is on grand trunk road. He had grudge with Baba Wali Qandahari who was meditating
on the hill which was quite high and he had a spring of sweet water. Baba Guru Nanak was thirsty so he asked
him for the water which baba guru refused to give him and said if you power you can ask the water to come to
you. Baba Guru Nanak used his stick and stroked on the floor and that spring's water came to him and baba
wali Qandahar got angry and he threw a big stone which baba guru nanak with his single arm and that stone
got the mark of baba guru nanak. In the memory of that Sikhs made a gurdwaras in Hassan Abdal and placed
that hand mark of baba guru Nanak in gurdwaras a sacred thing. So this place is called panja sahib. Panja is
Punjabi word and it means hand) period he had seen many Sikhs at the Rawalpindi railway station. From
Rawalpindi they go to Hassan Abdal. On the other hand Jutla Sahib was beyond his imaginations. He never
dreamt about it that he will see some clean shaved Sikh.

Jutla, "you want to some coc"?

Adam said quickly, "yes i will".

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He was very thirsty. His throat was nearly dry due to thirst. Jutla sahib swiftly took out a small white packet
from his pocket and made two lines with that white powder, to make slim lines of white powder he used
telephone card than he made pipe with Turkish lira and sucked that white powder's line. Then he gave that
Turkish lira's pipe to Adam and said, "It's your turn. Have some coc".

Adam was surprised and astonished, "what is this maharaj"?
"This is cocaine. It's called coc as well".
"Jee! (Yes) i thought you were talking about coca cola".
After having the second line of coc Jutla sahib said, "A thing of beauty is joy forever" (Keats)
"Say this city has ten million souls" (W.H. Auden)
Adam was surprised and bewildered that what Mr. Jutla was doing but he was only listening and thinking that


Jutla sahib knows a lot about literature.
Again Jutla sahib spoke, "Oay Prachay, show them their room, where they will sleep".
Prachay took both of them in the room. There were a lot of pairs of shoes and sleepers on the floor and it was


full of mattresses. As they entered in the room, boys started coming back. They were Bengali, Sardar (Sikhs)
Pakistani for Adam it was amazing and strange as well. Suddenly a boy came close to them and said,
"Are you Pakistani"?
Adam responded, "Yes".
Boy, "where you from my brothers"?


Adam, "we are from Rawalpindi and you"?
Boy, "we are from Sargodha. Do you have any spare miswak (a piece of bough with which Muslim clean their
teeth. It's the part of religion before every ablution they use it good if you use miswak otherwise you can
brush the teeth as well)".


Adam, "well i have my own tooth brush".
Boy, "what is this".
Adam, "it's a brush for teeth".
Boy, "can i borrow your tooth brush, my teeth are dirty. I want to clean them".
Adam, "but that's mine tooth brush".
Boy, "it doesn't matter, when i will use it, than i will wash it and give it back to you. After all we are Muslim.


It won't be dirty".
Adam was unable to understand the situation. He though that he is in fowl's house, Jutla was smoking cocaine,
this gentleman was asking for tooth brush.


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Daowd said, "How are you. What about tourism and literature. This is the beginning. You will see more later
on".

Mattresses were spread on the floor. All of them were sleeping like dead bodies, Adam wasn't. He was
thinking about past. Whenever there would have been some wedding and mourning ceremony in ratta amrall,
people used to make arrangement for the guests like this, most of the time they used to borrow mattresses.
Adam was trying to sleep but he was unable to sleep. It was sort of insomnia. He started thinking about the
place where he was. He started thinking about everyone one by one, Najma begum, Nadia Behram Kharal,
Khaqan Khan Chughtai. He started thinking, why we all escape. Najma begum, she wants to escape from his
life, even she doesn't lack anything. Nadia behram wants to escape as well but escape from what. His father
Khaqan khan, he wants to escape from his kids but why? Human being is running since ages. Parsi
(Zoroasters) escaped from Iran to India, Muslims from India to Pakistan. Globjatnikof parents escaped from
Russia to Estonia and from Estonia to United States of America. Zaheer Uddin Babar left Samarkand and
Bukhara and came to India. Aryans left Metanic tribes and came to India, Iran and some of them to Ireland.
Why? Why we are running? When will it be ended this escape and then he fell asleep.

Next morning when he woke up, he felt the aroma and scent of paratha (a kind of roti or chapatti which is
roasted in oil or butter) and curry. He was surprised again. He asked Doawd, "We will have tea as well here"?

Daowd, "Yes of course but we will not stay here long If our dunkey will be successful than in weeks time we
will be in Europe. Our next station or stop is Alexanderapolis".

While they were talking, Jutla sahib called them.

"Well Pakistaniyo, dod (daowd) sahib what is your name"?

"Jee! Adam khan chughtai".

"Chughtai Sahib, i need your four photos, passport size of both and five hundred dollars each as well. In five
hundred dollars includes lodging, food and dunkey charges as well and one thing keep in your mind Jutla
doesn't trust anyone about money matters. Chughtai sahib you were laughing at me yesterday what sort of
sardar (Sikh) he is. It wasn't me; my circumstances were unfavourable so i had to change myself".

Adam, "gee, i wasn't laughing at you i was laughing about my stupidity that i didn't know that cocaine is
called coc as well. By the way you like literature".

Shinda (Jutla), "used to be a literary person. I came to turkey to go to Europe like you people and since that i
am stuck here. W. H. Auden was used to be my favourite poet. Now i don't remember anything. Now i snuffle
and hum his poetry sometime. Two poems are very good. One was unknown citizen and the other is, (after
thinking little bit) oh! Yes refugee's blues".

Adam, "you were reading some verses of Keat's odds as well yesterday".

Shinda (Jutla) oh! Yes he died early but he did his part very well. Dod (daowd) was telling me, you were
studying literature and philosophy. How did you select this life"?

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Adam didn't believe that he is talking to Jutla sahib the one who was their agent for dunkey. Yesterday he
wasn't becoming under least obligation and today he was calling him with lot of respect.

Adam, "well there isn't any special reason. I was very fed up of my environment. I was feeling suffocation and
during this dilemma i met daowd and now i am here".

Shinda (Jutla) you will not have to wait for long. In one week you will be in Greece. Rest of things god and
guru knows better. It depends on their will".

Adam, "since how long you have been living here? You must be speaking Turkish as well".

Shinda (Jutla), "to be very honest with you, i am not very good in Turkish but i can speak bangle and Farsi
(Persian) very well".

Adam, "how come"?

Shinda (Jutla), "its long story, Chughtai sahib come with me. We will sit in a separate room" he shouted, "O!
Prachay, get me bottle of whisky ice cubes and glass and for Chughtai sahib coca cola, leave it for him make
tea with milk. I mean P.G.Tips (a brand of black tea). He must be dying for nice cup of tea".

Adam, "how do you know that"?

Shinda (Jutla) come with me". He took him in a separate room and started telling him his story.

"Adam sahib i belong to a rich family of Punjab. You wouldn't believe me but Indian government became
against us after the assassination of Indra Ghandi and Rajeev Ghandi. I completed my masters in English
literature. My father disappeared unknowingly although he didn't have any involvement in politics. One day
he came back but he was very change.

They heard the footfall, Jutla said, "Prachay come in, put whisky and tea on the table". He did accordingly and
went back.

Jutla restarted the story.

"So what i was saying Adam sahib"? He kept quite than said, "I was the leader of student union in my college.
One day my father said, my son, stop these activities. I didn't listen to him and one day i was being expelled
from college on false accusation than i was being involved in false cases by the police. My whole family was
upset for me. So one day i left them and entered in Bangladesh illegally. I was willing to forget my identity
because me and my family, we were suffering just because of being Sikhs. Our leaders, Hindus, Sikhs and
Muslims deep down inside they are all same but youngster like me who know the truth, politicians are afraid
of them. If Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims they fight each other in India, it's better for politicians. Like Pakistan
has Shiites and Sunnites stunt. Politicians they take the advantage of these things. In Bangladesh i had haircut
and shaved my beard. I stop following the five basic principles of Sikhs. Which Kach, Kara, Karpan, Kanga
and Kesh (special kind of underwear which means before marriage one shouldn't use his genital organ for
sexual intercourse and after marriage he us it only for his wife not for somebody else or he masturbate, it's
metallic wrist band kind of bracelet, a small dagger to protect oneself, comb to keep combed, hair because
Sikhs they don't cut their hair, no head shaving or hair cut no shaving they grow their beard and they don't
even cut pubic hair even of armpits and around genital organs). And became Mona Sikh (shaved one) but our
guru jee (baba guru Nanak) knows that his kids they make mistakes.

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I came to Pakistan illegally from Bangladesh in a small boat. I spent few days in Karachi than i went to Quetta
and from Quetta i came to Iran. I spent three years in Iran. I was working in a Sikh's restaurant.

During the period of mughal king Aurangzeb Alamgir lots of Sikhs migrated to Iran because Aurangzeb was
very against the Sikhs. He started killing our gurus. Lots of families migrated to neighbouring countries. So
my boss's great grandfather migrated to Iran. I never told him that i am Sikh. Than i got fed up of Iran and i
came to turkey. I was willing to go to Greece but we were being copped. Turkish people are very nice but
their police are very bad. They beat us very badly. In jail i started sucking or smoking cocaine for tranquillity
because i had insomnia. The drug which i started for tranquillity and to get some sleep it became my habit and
my circumstances made me agent. It would have been such a good thing if we wouldn't have been Sikh,
Muslim or Hindu. We would have been only human beings, than i would have been living tranquil life. We
weren't involved in Rajeev's assassination. Chughtai sahib during this period i didn't phone my family and
wrote them any letter because they tape our telephone calls and censor our letters as well. I don't even know
how they are". And Jutla started crying and whisky's bottle was empty as well.

Adam stood up and came to daowd.

"Yar (friend), Jutla sahib's story is very sad and pitiable".

Daowd said, "you are the first person to whom he has related his story otherwise he doesn't speak to no one,
until, unless he needs".

While they were busy in discussion a guy came and interrupted them.

Person, "Do you know any barbershop around here. I need to shave my beard".

Daowd, "we don't know anyone".

Person, "Where you had yours done"?

Daowd, "We have our own safety razors, I mean blades".

Person, "you are barber".

Adam responded, "Yes we are barber, kammi (untouchable or working class) and you".

Person, "we have marabay (piece of land equivalent to twenty five acres) not even one, we have four
marabay".

Adam, "why you are here. You are here to do some welfare and beneficiary work in turkey for Turkish
people".

Person, "well, actually it isn't like that. We have enmity and rancour in our family. We used to have quarrels,
wrangles and drubbing every day. So our father spoke to agent and now we are here. Let's see what will
happen".

Adam, "in your village how you used to shave, i mean cut your beard".

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Person, "a barber had to come once a week in our home because they are kammi (working class)
untouchables. For this service we give them wheat every year, which is enough for one year. And give them
other food stuff and on our marriages they deliver messages to everyone in the village".

Adam, "why don't you buy a disposable razor from the bazaar and shave you beard"?

Person, "how can we go to bazaar and buy that thing. We can't speak their language. Why don't you come
with us"?
Adam, "Nor do i speak and understand their language".
Person, "but you must know English, don't you"?
Adam responded in a way that he wanted to get rid of them, "but they speak Turkish or little bit German. My


English will not be useful".
Person, "do you have their currency because we don't have it".
Adam, "you must have dollars".
Person, "we do have dollars but our father told us, you shouldn't spend them. I have only hundred dollars;


anyway i don't need any money. Everything is paid. Our payment is up to Greece. One our kammi's (working


class or untouchable) son is in Greece. He will take us when we will arrive in Greece".
Adam has given him Turkish liras and said, "Take these and go to any shop or kiosk and indicate or show him
that you need this".


He took the money and had gone. Adam said to Daowd that malik sahib is going to Europe and he left his
marabay (25 acres land) on the disposal (behalf) of their tillers and cultivators. They are going to whom, to
their kammi's son. They will stay with him.

It must have been passed few moments that guy came again and he had disposable razor in his hand.
Person, "will you shave my beard".
Adam, "i forgot my instruments and tools of barber and you don't have towel either".
Person, "it doesn't matter. You can use your towel. We are Muslim brothers. You aren't kafir (the one doesn't


believe in one good). It doesn't matter you are kammi (working class) you are massali (cleaner any lower job)


or mirassi (musician or entertainer of village)".
Adam had to listen to all this because of his own mistake because of his sense of humour. That gentleman was
thinking that Adam is barber in real life. This is his profession. Anyhow Adam gave him his towel and said,
"Malik sahib you should cut your moustaches as well because in Europe you will find most of men clean
shave, if someone have moustaches just for fashion".


Person, "what are you talking about. Moustaches are sign of masculinity".
Adam got confused and embarrassed because of all these things and said, "Daowd what is this".


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Daowd said, "What is this? This is the beginning my dear. You will see more interesting things in the near

future".

Ibtadae ishq hay rota hay kiya

Aagay aagay deykhiye hota hay kiya

Mir Taqui Mir

(This is the beginning of love story and you are crying. It will be worse. Let's see what will happen)

All of a sudden they heard uproar and tumult.


Person 1: "malka what you did".
Person2, "you know that babbo (gentleman) sahib who is sitting in the room he said that i should cut my
moustaches. So i did it. Here no one will see".


Person 1: "so i shall cut them as well".


Person 2, "go ahead, my razor is still there".

Adam, "you both are brothers"?
Malik, "yes like brothers"
Adam, "what do you mean, like brothers? Aren't you brothers"?
Malik, "in our village first cousins are like brothers. We don't pronounce them cousin".
Adam, "what is your name"?
Malik: "jee (yes) Malik Lehrasab".
Adam: "and other Malik Sahib".
Lehrasab: "jee (yes) Malik Gustasab".
Adam got shocked that both of them have very difficult Persian names.
Adam, "malik sahib, your name, isn't it difficult".
Lehrasab, for us they aren't difficult. I call him Lehro and he calls me Gusto. What is your name"?
Adam, Jee, Adam khan chughtai".
Lehrasab, "and your other companion, what is his name"?
Adam, "Daowd Ansari".


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Lehrasab, "what were your activities in Pakistan"?

Adam, "i was studying. I was completing my masters; i mean i was in final year".

Lehrasab, "there is no advantage of education. You only did your masters but out tehsildar's (revenue and
administrative official in charge of Tehsil and Tehsil is division of District) son is more educated than you. He
did his graduation and got admission in police. That poor chap is S. P. (superintendent police) now. Our other
relative, he is only intermediate and he is big officer. He is S.H.O. (station head officer). In fact a master is
higher education and sp is very high official rank but for villager' S. P.'s rank is lower than S.H.O. and B.A. is
higher education this is their innocence).

Adam was laughing at their stupidity but internally and kept quite.

Next day Jutla sahib called them and said, "Your dunkey is ready. I got the signal. You will leave today but
before leaving all of you have to listen and follow my instructions. You are six people who are leaving. Malik
sahib i got your phone call from Yunnan (Greece). As soon as you will be Yunnan (Greece), i will get the
money and you daowd and Adam you give me money now" than he said something in bangla language to two
Bengalis and started giving them instructions.

None of you will smoke and drink alcohol.

A Turkish person will be your guide. He doesn't know your language and you don't know his language. So he
will use sign language, indications.

If you will be copped, will not mention my name and clue about agent otherwise you will not get your money
back.

You shouldn't have anything which shows that you are coming from Turkey like cigarette lighter, cigarettes,
shopping bags, Turkish liras, telephone cards.

Your all documents like passports, identity cards, bus passes. You will have to leave here under my custody.

Any telephone number, telephone dairy, you will have to memorize your important and useful numbers.

Especially before crossing border, you will have to recheck your pockets. Sometime it's the mistake of only
one person and ruins the whole group. The people who do this business, i mean illegal border crossing they
are very expert in their profession. I am only a sub-agent, a collaborator.

No one needs to be scarred of anything and has to help each other. When one of you will in need than pray to
Allah, Bhagwan, Eshwar and whatever you call him. When you will be in Yunnan (Greece), Yunnani agent
will take you to Alexanderapolis. He will leave you there than you go where ever you like.

Adam was looking at postcards with wistful and pinning eyes. Neither has he seen hagia Sofia and
Suleimanya mosque nor blue mosque. He was feeling sorrow that he hasn't seen these. He had longing to see
them in his heart. He was happy and grumpy as well. He didn't know what will happen. None of them was
aware that what will happen.

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At midnight six of them came out of their flat. A station wagon was waiting for them in parking. A man came
and gave them signal and all of them moved quickly towards car. He stuffed them in the car (station wagon)
like sheep's and goats and started the car. He gave them signal with his finger that keep quite. Car had
wireless system, with that he was having update in-formations. He was speaking Turkish or Greek language.
Car was moving. They didn't know where he drove. After a long time Adam read a sign board, Terirdag but
car was moving then Kesan came. As soon as they cross kesan their car entered on un-metalled road. After
passing through this un-metalled and un-even road, their car stopped in a very small town. The houses were
made of clay, earth and stone a kind of rubble masonry. Driver gave them signal so they came out of the car
and entered in the house. All of them were following his signals and indications like someone moves puppets.
During that none of them were talking to each other. All of them were being brought in the basement of that
house and light was being switched off.

It must have two 'o' clock in the morning. Someone opened the door, switched on the light and indicate them
to keep quite. He explained them with signs, indications and in fractured English that you shouldn't have any
kind of Turkish documents, any paper or thing which has written Turkish language. He searched them
properly and took all foreign currency which they had and indicated them to go towards car. This was another
station wagon. Driver ignited the car again. He drove them into a dense forest. It was nearly dawn so due to
light they were able to see images and things around them. It was summer season. Car driver sent message
through wireless and got the okay report and indicated them that follow him. They were following his
instructions and were moving like flock of sheep's. Their heads were down and they were advancing like
commandos and it was like that that commandos are exercising for war.

Border police changes early in the morning and you have to do everything during this period. Turkey and
Greece's border is called Evros. It's the name of canal or you call it small river. If you cross evros, it means
that your dunkey is successful. If you are copped in Turkish territory, you will be badly punished and if you
are copped in Greek territory than you can claim political asylum.

The guide, whom they were following, indicated them to stop and started talking on wireless. Evros was in
front of them. They were looking at its water.

Their guide, he took off his shoes, tied the laces of both shoes and hanged them around his neck than he took
off his trousers and tied it around his neck and wireless set was in his mouth. He stepped in Evros and started
walking according to the flow of river. All boys copied and imitated him like monkeys.

Adam was first than daowd and respectively everyone did the same. Evros's water very cold, they were
scarred of water flow and they were not scarred that they will run out but they were worried about being
copped. They forgot, water was cold, even though the river's current were agreeable. They were across the
evros. Their dunkey was successful. Guide wore trousers quickly and put on his shoes and again started
running like army man. Boys did the same. He took them in dense brambles and bushes. They heard the voice
of some car. They were hidden in the bushes. Their guide indicated them and guided them up to the car. All of
them sat in the car as quick as possible. It was straight car. One was at front and rest of them were at the back
seat. Car started. Driver accelerated the car but Adam was still trying to read the sign board. In Turkey he was
able to read but over here all signs and alphabets were different, Adam knew alpha, beta, gamma, and epsilon.
He read the name of city. It was something like EPE which was actually FERES and car was still moving.
Their car entered in a small village than they saw signs of city, cars, building. Driver's mobile phone was
ringing. He started talking and Adam was trying to understand but he guessed like that that he was saying
"mission successful". Their driver parked the car in a big parking. There were loads of cars. They came out
from the car one by one. Driver started the car again and without saying anything he went away. Now six of
them were in Greece, they were in Alexanderapolis.

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